You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus
You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus

You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus

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Everyone wants to be you.
If someone says you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
You rock. Drink awesome tea.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*YERBA MATÉ
*HIBISCUS
*CINNAMON
*PEPPERMINT
*LEMONGRASS
*ROSE HIPS
*ORANGE PEEL
*HOLY BASIL (TULSI)
Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. STAY FUCKING AWESOME

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

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